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Bonus Track: A Whole Lotta Ratchet

from The New Moon by Flowpoetry

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Doin' her dabs with a flamethrower like she tryin' to launch the space lab

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A Whole Lotta Ratchet

I want a girl who’s a whole lotta ratchet
Twerks upside down and she’s always sarcastic
Lookin’ like a Juggalette princess on a ten strip of acid
Lay my full house on the table you know she can match it
If I throw her a line she damn sure catch it
Make me some cookies she’ll do a double batch like she’s bat-shit
She don’t need no limo she’s fine in a hatchback
80 miles an hour and that gear box she just smack it
I don’t know where she’s been my GPS can’t map it
She bring me an empty bowl say can you pack it?
She say I can’t see you I say it’s just those glasses
I say where you been she say down in Natchez
Sittin’ in the bar eatin’ cheese curds drinkin' old fashioneds
She packin' heat and bullets like a pyro carryin’ matchsticks

I want a girl who’s a whole lotta ratchet
Sits upright like a lady and she’s always sarcastic
She say come over here I gotta itch you can scratch it
I don’t turn up my nose I just start chopping like a hatchet
She ain’t afraid to get dirty when she dig into that mess kit
Never had to tell her she just know where my stash sit
I never bounced her a check cause she knows where to cash it
She been going so hard for years her panties got patches
She only listens to Beyonce and all of her smash hits
She can spit like Little Debbie and in the fast part she just crack it
She say can I kiss you on the cheek I say that’s just the half of it
I say now I got an itch you know she gonna scratch it
She got silver and diamonds down where her snatch slits
Always over the speed limit but she never gonna crash it
Catch her lookin' thru my wallet but that ain’t where my cash at
She got one hand on the wheel and another on the flashers
She a heavy metal chick and like a high hat she just splashes
Doin' her dabs with a flamethrower like she tryin' to launch the space lab

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from The New Moon, released January 8, 2024
FlowPoetry: Vocals, Loops, Effects, Small Percussion
Tim Peeters: Bass Guitar, Double Bass, Beats

Recorded and mixed by Tim Peeters
Mastered by Landon Arkins at Blast House Studios, Madison, WI

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